Brooklyn based comedian & writer.
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THE WORLD IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
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Another Installment of Google Search Suggestions!
Dear Google,
What could it mean…
#1: Well as you can see there are many different answers to your query. Firstly, before you end up on WebMD convinced you have a rare form of bacteria, lets assess your physical situation. Did you in the last 48 hours eat too many 25 cent hot wings? Has anything been in there? Are you sure? Did you eat glass recently? Trust me you would know. Which brings me to…
#2: Hmm, what could it mean? My period is late. I’m a girl last I checked. Huh. Well gosh, I might just not have my period. What I’m going to show you is that there some results that may give the impression you have potentially gotten pregnant by someone named Ganja John. Sucks.
#3: This is the same dumb question all over again but this time it’s a bunch of fourteen year old .
#4: Atleast here some people have the decency to use the word STOOL instead of asking like your with the school nurse.
I think the real question here is what could it mean if I think I’m pregnant and shit blood?
(Source: benhosley)
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