April 2012
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The Deats: Delmon Young’s Confused Racial...
Detroit Tigers outfielder Delmon Young was arrested Friday for attacking a man outside his Midtown Hilton Hotel. Now this all started with a drunk Young witnessing a group of Chicago tourists giving a Jewish homeless man their money. According to police documents, this incited the ball player, who responded with, “You bunch of fucking Jews!” From there a scuffle ensued before a security guard...
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Another Installment of Google Search Suggestions!
Dear Google,
What could it mean…
#1: Well as you can see there are many different answers to your query. Firstly, before you end up on WebMD convinced you have a rare form of bacteria, lets assess your physical situation. Did you in the last 48 hours eat too many 25 cent hot wings? Has anything been in there? Are you sure? Did you eat glass recently? Trust me you would know. Which brings...
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Whats God's Plan Really?
A tornado touched down in Northern Texas recently. In the wake of the destruction there were amazingly no reported fatalities. Forney, a small town a few miles outside of Dallas, had seen massive damage leaving most of the residents of Sunnydale Village trailer park out of house and mobile home. At a local disaster shelter set-up in the gymnasium of George Herbert Bush Middle School, Donald...
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“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”
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– Helen Keller, an excerpt from her 1903 autobiography “The Story of My Life”
