March 2013
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December 2012
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November 2012
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The Downfall of Western Civilization via Facebook
I went to high school with this guy. He is still an idiot.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
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“I wish I was alittle bit taller,
I wish I was a baller.
I wish I had a girl...”
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-Napoleon Bonaparte
October 2012
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Interview With Comedian Dan St. Germain →
An interview I did with NYC comedian Dan St. Germain about his upcoming album for A Special Thing records, life on the road, his podcast My Dumb Friends, and his web series Kicking Dan Out on My Damn Channel.
September 2012
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The Eric Andre Show: Late Night TV for Degenerates →
A review of season one of The Eric Andre Show on Adult Swim and a sampling of some of the best videos.
August 2012
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A Review of Mike Tyson’s One-Man Broadway Show →
Here is a review of Mike Tyson’s debut on Broadway with his one-man show ‘Undisputed Truth!’
June 2012
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Watch————— Forwarded message ————— From: GlennDanzigRULES27@earthlink.net Date: Fri, Jun 22, 2012 at 2:38 PM Subject: A Documentary Film, Modest Mouse: The Lonesome Crowded West
Modest Mouse meant a lot of things to me as a teenager. It was a band introduced by my first girlfriend at a pivotal time in my life. I was about to graduate high...
May 2012
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Missed Connections: Closeted "BROS" and North...
I posted this missed connection on Craigslist for a segment on my podcast, Burning Bridges w/ Ben & Ryan. But with the recent news of North Carolina banning same-sex marriages, I thought I would open the discussion on the culture of closeted “BROS.”
What is fascinating to me is that there are people out there in the conservative parts of America whose opinion of homosexuality...
April 2012
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The Deats: Delmon Young’s Confused Racial...
Detroit Tigers outfielder Delmon Young was arrested Friday for attacking a man outside his Midtown Hilton Hotel. Now this all started with a drunk Young witnessing a group of Chicago tourists giving a Jewish homeless man their money. According to police documents, this incited the ball player, who responded with, “You bunch of fucking Jews!” From there a scuffle ensued before a security guard...
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Another Installment of Google Search Suggestions!
Dear Google,
What could it mean…
#1: Well as you can see there are many different answers to your query. Firstly, before you end up on WebMD convinced you have a rare form of bacteria, lets assess your physical situation. Did you in the last 48 hours eat too many 25 cent hot wings? Has anything been in there? Are you sure? Did you eat glass recently? Trust me you would know. Which brings...
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Whats God's Plan Really?
A tornado touched down in Northern Texas recently. In the wake of the destruction there were amazingly no reported fatalities. Forney, a small town a few miles outside of Dallas, had seen massive damage leaving most of the residents of Sunnydale Village trailer park out of house and mobile home. At a local disaster shelter set-up in the gymnasium of George Herbert Bush Middle School, Donald...
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“Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”
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– Helen Keller, an excerpt from her 1903 autobiography “The Story of My Life”
October 2011
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September 2011
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Applebees Joke
Went to Applebees and ended up meeting a girl at the bar and getting laid. The sex was alright–a bit salty. The whole thing just felt overdone and tacky. Plus she had braces and was so awkward the whole time. Kept telling me to be quiet. Then her parents threw me out of the house.
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抱歉 = Regret
抱歉
This is the Chinese translation of the word regret. It’s also a great idea for a tattoo!
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Me And My Girl
My girlfriend and I share a deep bond. It’s like shes a sister or a daughter to me–but with benefits.
August 2011
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Homeless Shelters
Is it me or are homeless shelters the opposite of a rat trap? I’m just saying that usually when they go for the cheese the spring snaps.
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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
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WWII B-29 bomber pilot, Paul Tibbets, who dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima.
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Bizarre Foods
That fat fuck on Bizarre Foods revealed in an episode that he was homeless for a year and a crack addict. No wonder my man can eat dick, hes had that shit in his mouth before.
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Fucked Up Teeth
NYC has some of the most beautiful women in the world. I love seeing a sexy lady walk down the street and I notice shes got fucked up teeth. There is something about a little gap or a cute dead tooth for me. It probably has to do with the fact I have a better chance of fucking them.
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“There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous! My defense is...”
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– Ronald Reagan at press conference during the 1984 presidential election responding to a question from a reporter about his opponent, Democrat, Walter Mondale.
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New Reggae Song I'm Working On
Give a man a fish,
you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish,
you feed him for a lifetime.
Pollute the water,
pollute the fish.
Pollute the man,
pollute his semen.
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Drug Problem Advice
If someone in your life is having problems with drugs here is a good piece of advice:
If you smoke crack in a glass house - stop. Everyone can see you crackhead.
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WatchThe Last First Date - A short I worked on with the sketch comedy group Upset Triangle and filmmaker Teddy Stern.
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Public Nuisance And Exposing Ones Genitals
A homeless Gulf war veteran diagnosed with schizophrenia and post traumatic stress disorder was arrested by the NYPD in Times Square for creating a public nuisance and exposing his genitals. He had delusions that his country had totally failed him and that he had rights as a citizen and human being.
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A Dyslexic Man
A dyslexic man was struck by a car today in Queens. While crossing the street he answered the age-old question, how did the road cross the chicken?
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“Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one.”
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- Mahatma Gandhi
July 2011
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I Asked A Gun Store Clerk...
I asked a clerk at a gun store, “what would a shot sound like if there was no one around to hear it?”
He answered, “probably something dying.”
Well played sir.
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Inner Fear
Q: What is your deepest most inner fear?
A: Being aborted.
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January 2011
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Jersey City’s Mural Law Causing Problems for... →
Jersey City council seeks to change laws governing mural arts program.
